Sunday, May 23, 2010

Hitch 22

So just how bad was infant terrible Christopher Hitchens when he actually was an infant? The answer is...not very. Naughty perhaps, but Hitchens has always been that quaintly English type of rebel who knows on which side his crumpet is buttered. Stop me if you've heard this one before: a middle class privately educated school boy goes to Oxford and becomes (gasp) a Trotskyite before having a (gasp) mid life crisis and returns to the Macmillanesque high Toryism of his youth. Along the way Hitch gets in a few verbal scraps, Mrs Thatcher calls him cheeky and he moves to DC (or was it Marvel?) Like his Oxford chums Martin Amis, Julian Barnes et. al. he becomes a prose master; Hitchens however never experiences real poverty, self doubt or soul searching . . .the kind of stuff that makes good writers into great ones. Gore Vidal used to call Hitch the Dauphin to his Roi Soleil and the two men are undoubtedly brilliant, clever and witty but with both there's a kind of emotional hollowness which keeps them from the pantheon. Toffs, even well read ones, find it difficult to create high art, which I feel is the same problem that Hitch's buddies Barnes and Amis share too.
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I am an admirer of Christopher Hitchens though and better than that I respect him. He takes literature seriously, he's no fan of the John Le Carre school of apologia and unlike almost every other member of his political cadre he never mocks the American underclass or NATO's servicemen and women - which as the brother of a veteran of both Afghanistan and Iraq I appreciate. Hitch 22 however was ultimately a disappointment. Hitchens doesn't go deep enough or wield the knife with enough forensic vigour to really give himself a thorough going over. It's a shame. He had the stones to go after Mother Teresa, Bill Clinton, Henry Kissinger etc. but then he bottled it when the oracles at his publishing house asked him to know himself.
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For a different take on Hitchens's book, check out Peter Temple's excellent review in the Melbourne Age here. Temple however makes one small error when he mentions Hitchens's lapel flag - he implies that Hitch wears the Stars and Stripes on his jacket but it is in fact the banner of the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan.

28 comments:

HoldenCaufield said...

Christopher Hitchens is the best. I don't always agree with what he says but boy do I love the way he says it.

adrian mckinty said...

Holden

If you can ever see him live its a real treat. He's just as fluid and literate in person.

Adrian said...

If like me you watched Life on Mars on BBC America and were slightly disappointed by the ending then you may be interested to know that the sequel to that series Ashes to Ashes just finished last night on the Beeb. The final episode had an explanation for what happened at the end of Life on Mars. I'm not sure this was the best they could have come up with, but its better than the way LOM ended. Spoiler Alert if you click the link.

Almos said...

Temple didn't say Hitchens wore an American flag badge. He said he could wear one.

Adrian said...

Almos

I am no grammar expert but I don't think Temple is raising his lapel badge as a potentional sartorial addition. He's saying that he does wear one. Consider this quote: "She can wear DM boots, a nose ring and ripped jeans but cant quite pull of the punk look because of her upper crust accent." I'm not saying that she might wear these things, I'm saying that she does in fact wear them, but it does not work.

Here's Temple's quote:

"Joining the neo-cons on the Islamofascist (a Hitchens coinage) warpath was payday. Now, to quote Hitchens on Auden, he appears to have ‘‘successfully mutated into an American’’. He can wear one of those little flag badges and speak of Americans as us. Spiritually, he has joined the Marines."

To me the meaning of this paragraph is quite clear: Hitchens does in fact speak of the Americans as us and he does in fact wear a flag badge. Almost everyone who wears those badges wears the Stars and Stripes and I think the implication is obvious as to what flag he's talking about. It would be strange indeed if Temple were suggesting that Hitchens's badge was unconnected to his patriotism or his spiritual connection to the Marines. How was Temple to know that Hitchens wears the flag of the PUK?

If Peter corrects me himself (as he has done on this blog before) I'll withdraw the assertion, but until then I stand by what I say.

seana said...

How do you know what Peter Temple didn't? Just curious.

We certainly got enough copies of that book in, so they'd better sell. I haven't really liked Hitchens much--basically I never got his stance on going into Iraq or his distancing himself from anyone who thought it was a bad idea, but then I read something that made me think maybe I would like him more than I thought and now I just don't know. He and Salman Rushdie are pals and it occurs to me that apart from a slight difference in country of origin they are at this point much the same class and of definitely the same schooling. But Rushdie is brilliant and I would say really is in that top drawer, so I don't know if it's just his sense of otherness that makes him more perceptive or what exactly.

If I've seen the end of Life on Mars, will the link spoil the sequel for me? And yes, I'll agree with you that that end was bad. It also seemed to come on very fast and be poorly paced. I'm kind of relieved to know there's a sequel, but only if they're going to fix that to some degree. Or at least make me forget it ever happened.

Adrian said...

Seana

It would seem odd that Temple were referring to the PUK flag in the context of that paragraph. But still I may be wrong. Any thoughts, Peter?

Let me be very clear about this: DO NOT CLICK THE LINK IF YOU ARE INTENDING TO WATCH ASHES TO ASHES - it contains major spoilers.

The resolution of the storylines in LOM and AtoA isnt perfect but its better than what we've had so far.

seana said...

I actually meant how did you happen to know he wears the PUK flag? I assume that you're right about what Peter meant until he says otherwise.

I don't know if I can even get Ashes to Ashes here, but I will watch it if I can, so I won't click the link, at least for now.

Good review, meaning a pan, but an interesting one, of Robin Hood in the latest New Yorker by David Denby, by the way.

Adrian said...

Seana

Oh, I saw him talking about it on CSpan.

You're right. Great review from DD. If only they had made "Nottingham" which will now be lost forever, as will any chance that they might make Master and Commander into a film. Russell Crowe has a lot to answer for.

Anonymous said...

"or was it Marvel"

yeah, I got that.

seana said...

Oddly, although I could have sworn it was David Denby, it waws actually Anthony Lane who wrote this. Sorry about that, Anthony.

adrian mckinty said...

Anon

An oldie but a goldie.

adrian mckinty said...

Seana

I dont read the New Yorker as often as I used to. Do they still do 6 month rotations of the movie critics, or is it all jumbled up these days?

adrian mckinty said...

Denby tends not to show off about the all books he's read. I dont think DD would be enough of a weirdo to have read four different books on Robin Hood either.

But funnily enough I assumed it was him too.

Jason said...

Adrian,

What is your problem with Peter Temple?

adrian mckinty said...

Jason

Well apart from the fact that he's much funnier than me, nothing.

seana said...

Jason, I think he just has a laudable but higher than average intolerance for factual error. I'm actually surprised I haven't been barred by now.

It's funny about that piece because I think in the back of my mind, I thought it was a slightly unusual piece for Denby to write. It seemed a bit salty for him, but I guess I assumed he was loosening up a bit.

I actually only dabble in the New Yorker, usually at work. I seem to be in a phase where I do it more often, but I still can't say what the film review schedule is.

Paul D. Brazill said...

I was listening to GOD IS NOT GOOD the other day and it is pretty good. I like Hitch. He's one of my favourite posh people. I'm sure I'd enjoy most of that book.

adrian mckinty said...

Seana

Did you ever read Denby's Great Books book? It was quite enjoyable.

adrian mckinty said...

Paul

Yeah you'd dig it. I think I was only a bit disappointed because I thought we were going to get the Full Monty. But I suppose a half monty from Hitchens is better than the full one from a lesser light.

Do you ever see those sessions where Christopher debates Peter Hitchens? Its great fun.

marco said...

There's also the Guardian's digested read

...I find I have written nothing of my wives, save that they are fortunate to have been married to me, and nothing of my emotional life. That is because I don't have one. The only feeling I have is of being right, and that has been with me all my life.

seana said...

Thanks for that link, Marco--I certainly enjoyed it, whether or not anyone else here will.

Yes, I do have that Denby somewhere--one of those things I meant to read, but didn't quite get around to. It's the kind of thing I like, though.

Matt said...

At least Hitchens had the stones to get waterboarded and see what it really feels like. That takes guts. or something.

seana said...

I'll agree with you there, Matt. Not terribly self-indulgent in that instance, was he?

adrian mckinty said...

Marco

Yeah not much soul searching is there?

I doubt Dostoyevsky would have become Dostoyevsky if it had all been tea and crumpets.

adrian mckinty said...

Seana

Its a breezy little book. Perfect for the bath or the beach. Denby that is.

adrian mckinty said...

Matt

I'm still waiting for Sean Hannity to do it.

Brian O'Rourke said...

I've only read God Is Not Great and enjoyed it, but IMHO it was a little too anecdotal in places to amount to a great argument.

Still, though, the dude is sharp as hell, from what I've read.